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Sandwich Demotivational Poster


FAT PEOPLE - Never get between them and their food if you know what's good for you.




BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”


TAGS: acon limerick sandwich poem sign
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by marms

demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:45 pm, #251415
If bacon is wrong. I don't want to be right!
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 8:50 am, #237417
Mmmmmmm.... bacon.


TELLING HER TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH - Make sure you can take her first...




BACON - Makes a damn fine sandwich


TAGS: bacon sandwich food funny
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by american1459

the dude - December 6, 2009, 3:52 pm, #143201
hell yea 5 lions for you brotha!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:43 pm, #135620
agreed, needs cheese, 4/5
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:52 pm, #125674
Needs cheese.
Spangle - October 10, 2009, 11:51 pm, #125672
Everytime I see this sammich, I always get a bit of heartburn. It's like, demonic or something.
CANADA - August 13, 2009, 9:10 am, #107905
and a little drink to wash it down


MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




I HAVE HAD -


TAGS: knuckle sandwich squirrel
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:32 pm, #212921
Hehe I loves it. also some said they loved mad little animals? HII!!
firedog911 - February 18, 2011, 7:45 am, #212647
Friggin' love this... makes me smile every time I see it! Great Post!
Kelsey Morrow - February 17, 2011, 3:10 pm, #212604
i love little mad animals lol
kam1991 - February 17, 2011, 3:08 pm, #212603
aw love it so cute
voodoo3535 - February 16, 2011, 6:48 pm, #212528
Great Iron Fist!
Zook - February 16, 2011, 4:11 pm, #212521
chuckle


BACK IN VIET--- -


TAGS: vietnam war veteran sandwich nom
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Tony

MO - August 20, 2009, 10:08 am, #110089
No worries, the clown will take one bite and say.....meh! tastes funny!!! I should be working....my funny is busted...loong night myself..ciao mooooo!! Chow! I could tie that in with the above poster and you getting eaten by a clown..may be a good poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 10:01 am, #110088
I just got home...can't sleep....the clown'll eat me.
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:57 am, #110087
I'm at work.....logged on yesterday...the aliases are from my early timmy days when I didn't know from what's what...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:54 am, #110086
Hey it's G.I Mo. How's tricks?....and wazzup with the alias collection?
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am, #110085
Frickin prime example of an.... AMSOME POSTER!!!! I like it! I like it alot!! 5+++++++


BABY SANDWICH - OM NOM NOM


TAGS: baby sandwich on nom
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by C

lolman - August 13, 2009, 1:18 am, #107815
its funny, but at the same time f***ed up you would even do that to your kid, even for 5 seconds for a ph**o.. theres certain boundaries you shouldnt cross as a parent, this is one of them
BriaHere - June 12, 2009, 1:59 pm, #86228
He should not have been allowed to breed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 25, 2009, 1:03 am, #61779
If that's true, then that sandwich is ruined.
Silvermist - February 24, 2009, 4:57 pm, #61672
That baby looks pissed!


ROLE REVERSAL -


TAGS: men love sandwich couples kitchen
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

chalkman3 - January 31, 2012, 8:20 pm, #228557
ok sorry
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2012, 5:46 pm, #228470
I would. But only because the "you're doing it wrong" Jokes have gotten old.....and I mean O.L.D.
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:40 pm, #228467
5L's love it, but would you care if i used this then said: Love, Your doing it wrong
djrcreative - January 14, 2012, 11:03 am, #227577
Yeah, but he loves ***, and is soooo getting laid.
ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 3:54 am, #227570
Don't do it! Don't do it!!!


MOOSE -


TAGS: knuckle sandwich
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 8:56 pm, #227857
Tee hee, Cranky made me laugh. 5 poodles


SANDWICH 02 -




THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH MAKER - Makes your sandwich in less than 3.3 minutes


TAGS: ultimate sandwich maker girl woman
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by JSburley

Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 12:04 am, #222541
*is a woman* WELL now I'm hungry.
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 7:01 am, #220297
so when will the 2.0 version come out? mines still gives me lip while making sandwich's. and there is no voice box turn off option
JSburley - June 18, 2011, 6:45 pm, #220241
I'm sure they will love it :)
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:57 pm, #220234

i can't wait for the female members backlash to this.


End of watch -




RUBIC'S LUNCH - Insert cheap joke about a 'square meal' here.




TOO...WEAK...FROM...HUNGER... -




NOT A SANDWICH JOKE -




REBELLION -


TAGS: rebellion perfectly good sandwich women
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2012, 12:04 pm, #237369
But they might throw it away and look at you funny for a while.
spacedog - July 17, 2012, 8:46 am, #237363
Dang, that's a great idea. No one would steal my lunch outta the fridge at work.


The Nephilim -


TAGS: hair nephilim sandwich
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Reality Lord - March 6, 2015, 5:23 pm, #260246

LOL5


TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: mutton lettuce tomato sandwich
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - April 7, 2011, 5:09 pm, #215923
"Haff fun stor-ming da cassle."
spinninnzen - April 7, 2011, 8:48 am, #215904
There so perky! 5L's with a chocolate coating... makes it go down easier.


Conflict -


TAGS: conflict sandwich johnny
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Wolfie - December 5, 2008, 3:50 am, #41935
Energy pretty much said it all. 5 lions
energy - November 19, 2008, 5:54 pm, #37804
hate mouthy b****es that don't take it in the b***. 5 lions.
uh huh - November 19, 2008, 4:03 pm, #37787
cuz that's how your mom does it right creatof***?
Suh-weet - November 19, 2008, 1:05 pm, #37715
Ugh.. Hate the ***ist posters.. 1 lion. -.-


SANDWICH ??? -


TAGS: news sandwich captain missing
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by sickartist

spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:42 pm, #145734
Whoop! Whoop! Defcon:3 Fox News reports Military has lost a sammich. Scramble the j...wait...reports coming in...his wife ate it. False alarm people. So what was it PB&J? Baloney? Bring the wife in for a debriefing.


A KILLER SANDWICH -




No beer or snacks for you! -




Resaganrun -


TAGS: ruren carl sagan bologna sandwich
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

ughomer - September 9, 2014, 7:11 am, #256624
One of the best pokes at Rerun, Greeny!
rerun - September 6, 2014, 2:08 pm, #256598

d***, I look good in a suit
MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:42 pm, #256595
Ahhh Rerun...it'll be cold soon and like the walking dead, we will move on to another body soon enough...teehee. 5L'd the poster Mr. Greeny


Grilled Cheese Sandwich -


TAGS: image grilled cheese sandwich
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Greybeard - June 11, 2014, 5:29 am, #255263
I just earned a 1st class ticket to hell by LMAO at the foto. 5 piLgrimages and fav'd...


Foiled -


TAGS: spam sandwich wrap somebody reynolds
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - August 31, 2014, 10:29 pm, #256512
peggy inspired, don'tcha know
GaryO - August 31, 2014, 9:15 pm, #256505
heh....'Reynolds....wrap'


NO PROBLEM - I'll make you a sandwich. I'll make you a sandwich you'll never forget! -


TAGS: sandwich making can be hazardous to your health
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:33 pm, #248393
You're familiar with this movie, too?
falloutghoul - August 6, 2013, 11:14 am, #248391
You're never gonna forget it, counselor, and neither will your kids.


Be Careful -




HE ASKED - Me For A Sandwich... Still... He Waits...




LEgo -


TAGS: food mcrib sandwiches
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - November 14, 2013, 10:31 pm, #251031
We can only hope....
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 10:22 pm, #251030
Frozen McRibs look like they were made with a 3-D printer.


MADE MYSELF A SANDWICH -


TAGS: sandwich myself
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

mariand - February 12, 2013, 5:45 pm, #243433
hey man!... it's a woman job...hehehe
GaryO - February 12, 2013, 9:55 am, #243421
N-I-C-E
ughomer - February 12, 2013, 9:17 am, #243419
Bra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Great!


You need a license? -




GARDEN OF EDEN -




A GIRLFRIEND IN COLLEGE -


TAGS: sandwich love girlfriend
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by WereSteaminCleveland

WereSteaminCleveland - August 27, 2011, 11:54 am, #223588
'a lot' or just one phail? i suck.
ICEMAN - August 27, 2011, 2:40 am, #223576
Speeling fale x too.


SANDWICH MAKING... - Starts Young.


TAGS: sandwich boy young eating
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by yoshigirl007

Bolverk37782 - January 27, 2012, 10:58 am, #228216
Nothing wrong with being self-sufficient, at least he won’t starve. But he’s really over doing the lettuce!! More meat!!
forseti - January 27, 2012, 1:55 am, #228203
Where the hell is his mom or sister??
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2012, 12:01 am, #228197
That a childhood ph**o of Dagwood?


JILL SANDWICHES - This guy wants them




DICTION -


TAGS: pronunciation irritant sandwich homesteader humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - February 2, 2015, 11:42 pm, #259742
Grammer Nazi done RIGHT!!! Hilarious, IgV! 5L
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 6:53 pm, #259708

They all got antipathy...served on a spoon.
Oldsod - January 31, 2015, 6:35 pm, #259707
Yes, but it could have been worse. Sailors only got sea amenities. Oh, and 5 pastramies on rye.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 4:40 pm, #259693
LGV rolls. Man. wimin had a lot of amenities back then....a-a-a-a lot


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